Player Profiles
I'm sure you've always wanted to meet a muscle-busting footy player... so here's your chance!
If you're busting to get your profile on-line e-mail your bio + pic to Chris Munro at cmunro@forsythesit.com.au
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Bec Young
Gordon
Still possesses the worst ankles in the business but her liver certainly makes up for any deficienci...
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Candy Anderson
Angry angry woman
A durable prop and dubious manager
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Casey Stephenson
Steve
The only thing this chicka lacks is self belief. A good tackler, great ball runner and, like all goo...
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Chantelle LeBroq
The New Girl
If anyone sees a pair of mustard boots can you return the player wearing them to 'Merewether Car...
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Dennis Neader
Denzo
Short fat bald club president (really not 6 foot!) who played 170 odd games for the Greens.
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Elisa Mason
Little Willie
The Mason name is as familiar in local footy as the Moran clan is to regular watchers of 'Underb...
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Elyce De Boadita
Proppy woppy
A rugged prop was thrown into her debut match against Wanderers in the second row having never playe...
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Greg Williams
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Hollie Duncan
Iluvtahavabeerwid
An occassional rugby player and try-hard traveller.
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Jack Murland
Jack
Jack has stepped up to 1sts, after three successive Greens 2nd Grade Premierships.
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Jo Murray
Mayfield
Born, bred and parolled in the heartland of Mayfield where she fine tuned her excellent swearing ski...
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Johl Garrett
The Head, The Flash, Barry 'The Cougar' Dawson
Outside centre who posesses a freakish turn of speed loves the chance to get the ball man on man wit...
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Karrie McGrorey
Rory
With a name more Scottish than Sean Connery, you'd assume she's just as rubbish as that team...
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Lauren Kelly
LK
This chick is a raptor: goes into battle over anything, scratches and claws and would eat her own yo...
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Liam Potter
Girls Eyes
I am a short, little, bald man that enjoys long strolls along the beach with my girlfriend. I am onl...
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Mel Sutton
Ginga
Mel has the unique distinction of being simultaneously 'ranga' and 'buxom'.
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Minah Mauli
Rucki
This bustling second rower hails from the famed BHP district and has brought her own piece of the bu...
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Neanthe Marsh
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Nick Charters
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Paige Butcher
Cocunut
Also known as a 'lifesaver': she rescued the team from another boring, pointless, halfwit se...
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Prue Harper
Harpoon
Former hardman who has turned soft since becoming a song writer. Little Miss 'Oooh, I've bou...
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Salu Aueni-Mose
Late
Always late. If she was your girlfriend you'd be constantly freaking. Should probably consider m...
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Scott Watson
Butter Bean, Bullets, Watto
A gifted athlete who had acheived some incredible highs & lows in the Newcastle Rugby League competi...
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Sonya Chapman
Pinky
Short pink. Neither did I. Probably because such a thing appears less often than Halley's Comet.
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Stephen Reid
Hika
Another winger turned tight head. Unfortunately not very good at either.
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Steven Wendtman
Golden Oldie
It has been a few years in sporting wilderness for the oldest debutant in history
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Stevie-Lee Thompson
Bobby
Also known as 'Bobby', like 'Bobby Brown' or 'Bobby Trimbole' or some other ...
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Tim Woolf
Pierre, The Nose
A specialist Halfback by trade this promising youngster hails from the rich and deep rugby talent po...
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Tina Bates
Tunna
Tunna has been with the Greens for three seasons and clocked up an impressive 6 games in that time. ...
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Tom Wasley
Butcher, VROOM-VROOM
Tom hails from the rugby nursery that is Adelaide, South Australia he grew up with a gay brother and...
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