'I'm still eating a breakfast pie...he he he.'
Has been elevated to captain this year, meaning when she goes 'all Gordon Ramsay' at a player for...
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"Angry angry woman"
Spent all of 07 on the sidelines recovering from the surgeon’s scalpel, and has already written the season off by tearing her ACL during an...
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"Steve"
The only thing this chicka lacks is self belief.
A good tackler, great ball runner and, like all good backs, refuses to pass the ball. Once turned up...
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"The New Girl"
If anyone sees a pair of mustard boots can you return the player wearing them to 'Merewether Carlton training, c/- Empire Park, Cooks Hill' in a...
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"Denzo"
Short fat bald club president (really not 6 foot!) who played 170 odd games for the Greens, and one for Mayfield East after a dummy spit early in...
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"Little Willie"
The Mason name is as familiar in local footy as the Moran clan is to regular watchers of 'Underbelly'.
Generates great numbers in any game: three hit...
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"Proppy woppy"
A rugged prop was thrown into her debut match against Wanderers in the second row having never played a game.
It's nice to see Mark Carroll's...
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"Iluvtahavabeerwid"
An occassional rugby player and try-hard traveller.
Hollie deludes herself into thinking that she is on some lame-arse version of 'Getaway'" '...
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"Jack"
Jack has stepped up to 1sts, after three successive Greens 2nd Grade Premierships.
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"Mayfield"
DO NOT approach Jo when she's looking sad, or depressed, or angry...
Which is all the time: it's like Jo has a permanent AVO against the universe....
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"The Head, The Flash, Barry 'The Cougar' Dawson"
Outside centre who posesses a freakish turn of speed loves the chance to get the ball man on man with his opposite number. Posesses a strength beyond...
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"Rory"
With a name more Scottish than Sean Connery, you'd assume she's just as rubbish as that team from the North.
Not so. Any lightweight who, on debut,...
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"LK"
This chick is a raptor: goes into battle over anything, scratches and claws and would eat her own young if she had the chance.
Has recovered well...
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"Girls Eyes"
Short and bald.
I am a short, little, bald man that enjoys long strolls along the beach with my girlfriend. I am only 20, but look like I am 55.
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"Ginga"
Mel has the unique distinction of being simultaneously 'ranga' and 'buxom'.
Insists on living an hour away and will request weather updates six hours...
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"Rucki"
This bustling second rower hails from the famed BHP district and has brought her own piece of the business by running around like an old boiler....
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"Cocunut"
Also known as a 'lifesaver': she rescued the team from another boring, pointless, halfwit season with Charters.
Came across from university after...
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"Harpoon"
Former hardman who has turned soft since becoming a song writer. Little Miss 'Oooh, I've bought a house so I can't play rugby anymore'. What a sook....
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"Late"
Always late.
If she was your girlfriend you'd be constantly freaking. Should probably consider moving to Queensland where they don't bother putting...
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"Butter Bean, Bullets, Watto"
A gifted athlete who had acheived some incredible highs & lows in the Newcastle Rugby League competition playing for the Maggots, decided a few...
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"Pinky"
Short pink
Neither did I. Probably because such a thing appears less often than Halley's Comet
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"Hika"
Another winger turned tight head
Unfortunately not very good at either.
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"Golden Oldie"
It has been a few years in sporting wilderness for the oldest debutant in history but after seeing the great accolades that his younger brother had...
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"Bobby"
Also known as 'Bobby', like 'Bobby Brown' or 'Bobby Trimbole' or some other washed-up 80's has-been.
Runs a bowling alley by day so is used to...
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"Pierre, The Nose"
A promising 06/07 off season spent in the gym bulking up, laid the foundation for what was shaping as a promising introduction to local rugby for...
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"Tunna"
Blonde
Tunna has been with the Greens for three seasons and clocked up an impressive 6 games in that time. It's actually not her fault: she lives at...
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"Butcher, VROOM-VROOM"
Tom hails from the rugby nursery that is Adelaide, South Australia he grew up with a gay brother and another brother who was later to become a female...
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