Candy Anderson
Angry angry woman
Spent all of 07 on the sidelines recovering from the surgeon’s scalpel, and has already written the season off by tearing her ACL during an innocuous training exercise. Still, her heart is in the right place and continues to lurk around bonding sessions, and was recently seen lairing it up at the Mary’s dressed as the yellow Wiggle. Unfortunately, the road kill she wore as a wig that could’ve easily passed for Ray Martin’s combover and left many children who viewed it with deep emotional scars.