Tom Wasley

Tom hails from the rugby nursery that is Adelaide, South Australia he grew up with a gay brother and another brother who was later to become a female shoes salesman.

A fat, slow, bald man who should have moved into the forwards years ago Tom is best known for his continual refusal to throw passes to faster and younger outside backs when there is a three man overlap, preferring to go the safe option and take the tackle. Tom will tell you that he was a schoolboy’s representative in rugby for South Australia; the fact that only 18 people played the game in the state is irrelevant. The only thing still quick about Tom is the rate that his hairline is receding and his mouth and he is widely regarded as the Carlton Clown. Tom has recently gone into to business with Carlton stalwart Jode Roach.